As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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