it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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