question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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