Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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