Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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