she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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