redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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