I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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