no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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