Having a random hookup so left but love u
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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