Apparently you make a good broom.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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