and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm getting married
To pizza
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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