Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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