So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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