fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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