you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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