i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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