Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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