I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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