BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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