she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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