The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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