you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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