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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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