Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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