I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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