What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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