my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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