I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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