the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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