I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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