DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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