belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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