Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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