I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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