she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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