Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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