halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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