so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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