that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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