But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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