i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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