i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My ATM looks so different sober.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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