Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just want nice things and good sex
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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