He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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