What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
