There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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