OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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