hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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