But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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