i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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