just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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