Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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